Dear The Battle Royale,

 

            Okay, I have to say I’m fairly annoyed with the fact that I have not heard from you guys about any of the letters I’ve sent in the past weeks. I think it’s very inconsiderate of you, not to mention disrespectful, to not answer my letters. When someone takes the time to write you a letter. The least you can do is respond. If you did not get the other letters, then please disregard the previous comments. And let me know if there’s any chance you might send me that tape deck from your video on YouTube. That was a great video. I need that tape deck.

 

Sincerely,

John Longo