The following are some examples of search strings used to access the The Truth About Cheese. First, there are the people with the important questions

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=How do you make cheese?&kl=XX&pg=q&Translate=on&search.x=7&

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=q&stype=stext&Translate=on&sc=on&q=Cheese, Melting Point&s

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=Why does cheese constipate people%3F&kl=XX&pg=q&Translate=o

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=q&sc=on&q=what is on the other side of the moon&kl=XX&styp

http://www.ask.com/main/askjeeves.asp?ask=how come we can%27t see the back side of the moon%3F&origi

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As for our readers, our site has some of the most intelligent

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=parmensan cheese&user=yahoo

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p="cheese in a can"&hc=0&hs=0 [.wav]

http://www.google.com/search?q=""grape cheese"&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=10&sa=N

And paranoid

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=dangers of cheese eating&kl=XX&pg=q&Translate=on

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=cheese and problems&kl=XX&pg=q&Translate=on

http://search.dogpile.com/texis/search?start=6&q=listaria in raw milk cheese&fs=web&to=twenty&p=1&br

lithuania near the balkan seas. (btw, it's listeria)

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=Micrococci in cheese&kl=en&pg=q&Translate=on&search.x=25&se

somebody save me, from the micrococci, in my mind.

http://www.google.com/search?q=What can happen from eating moldy cheese?&hl=en&lr=&safe=off

umm...

And downright sensible

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=real cheese&kl=XX&pg=q&Translate=on

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=q&sc=on&hl=on&act=2006&par=0&q=Extreme Cheese&kl=XX&stype=

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=cheese light&kl=en&pg=q&Translate=on&search.x=22&search.y=9

http://www.google.com/search?q=cheese buried &sa=Google Search

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And then of course, we do get some others...

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=i am the cheese&hc=0&hs=1

http://www.google.com/search?q="I am the real Anastasia"&hl=en&safe=off

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=q&sc=on&q=%22an unexamined life%22&kl=XX&stype=stext

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=%22and besides%22&kl=XX&pg=q&Translate=on

That's hilarious. Who the hell gets on a search engine and just types "and besides"? That person deserves a medal.

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