For two years, I have tried my hardest to be clever and funny. But in the end, nothing I have done could ever be as funny as you people and what you are typing on search engines. I know because I have little counters that let me see exactly what people are typing to find my site. And I promise it's not just the phonetic spelling, although that is a large part of it. Anyway, I beg you to read these slowly.

     These To Infinite!