I or someone else qualified will do the acting for this piece. It will be funny, and get the point across, surely.
pic of fancy mega expensive young bordeaux.
[So you just bought your FMEYB and youíre just so happy arenít you?]
pic of happy face
[I bet you just want to drink that all up right now donít you?]
pic of looking away like Ďooo, busted, I totally was. Why canít I?í
[But you canít drink that now. youíve got to cellar that for a long timeólike, until youíre almost dead.]
pic of cradling bottle, turning away w/ mean frowny face like 5 yr old saying Ďmineí
[Come on now, you know itís way too soon. It would be wrong.]
face of acceptance, eyes closed, nodding up/down
[Hey, wait, Iíve got an idea! Donít you have one of those wine mosquitos?]
face of joy
[But where is it?]
face of wait, where the hell is it
[the top shelf?]
pic showing face about to start looking over toward the shelf and mouthing Ďthatís right!í
[Well what are we waiting for?]
pic showing quick head shake eyebrows slightly raised (face of beats #$%&@'n me)
[Well letís do it.]
pic showing mosquito in bottle on rack
pic showing wine in glass
pic showing empty glass
[That was good wasnít it.]
pic of satisfaction, maybe smoking cigarette (ha ha)
[Now letís put it back in the cellar.]
face of WTF you crazy? no way, Iím drinking it all now
[Come on now.]
face of reluctant okay.
[There you go.]
pic of putting bottle in cellar again.