The winemosquito.com exit poll
Question One: Did this site make any sense to you?
If you answered no, then skip to question three.
Question Two: Okay smarty, a wine mosquito is
Question Three: Why did you answer ‘no’? Oh, actually, wait—no, nevermind. Forget it. Okay, no, wait—what if I had a marquee tab?
- A mosquito that survives by nourishing itself solely on cabernet-based wines. Yes, it’s amazing.
- A mosquito that actually hates the taste of blood and whines relentlessly whenever
it’s about to feed.
- It’ll never work, you’re full of #$%&@.
- It’ll never work, you’re full of #$%&@, give me one though.