The winemosquito.com exit poll

Question One: Did this site make any sense to you?

1. yes
2. no

If you answered no, then skip to question three.

Question Two: Okay smarty, a wine mosquito is

1. A mosquito that survives by nourishing itself solely on cabernet-based wines. Yes, it’s amazing.
2. A mosquito that actually hates the taste of blood and whines relentlessly whenever it’s about to feed.
3. It’ll never work, you’re full of shit.
4. It’ll never work, you’re full of shit, give me one though.

Question Three: Why did you answer ‘no’? Oh, actually, wait—no, nevermind. Forget it. Okay, no, wait—what if I had a marquee tab? Does this help?

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