It’s time we got serious about fighting this rampant tactic of using suicide for political or religious ends. We must find a way to curb this growing trend. It’s growing. And we must curb it. And I say it’s time to fight fire with fire. I’m talking about self immolation.
The only way to defeat this enemy is for reasonable people to prove their devotion, and begin sacrificing themselves for freedom and tolerance. Studies have shown it would take only five immolations per day to begin to make serious inroads. And that number could be brought down to three or even two within about six months, depending on the situation on the ground.
Once proven effective, the tactic will quickly
gain widespread acceptance in Western cultures. And it could have broader
applications beyond simply conflict resolution. The obvious next step would be
in advertising. I can’t think of a more powerful statement than having people
demonstrate their devotion to your product in this impressive way? In exchange,
the families of these “martyrs for freedom and justice” could be compensated
handsomely. What better way to say I love you than jumping off the
Anyway, the possibilities are almost endless. Arm & Hammer needs more attention. Are you ready?