Um, the stuff I had here wasnít that funny. So itís *gone*.
The Case Against
Tall, grande, vente and Nebuchadnezzar (contains 47 espresso shots).**
By marketing pieces of recycled cardboard as biscotti, Starbucks threatens the American concept of Italian pastry. This could be better achieved by a much needed ban on all imported cheeses and pastries.
Disappearance of traditional coffee bag in favor of Starbucksí own fresh-seal packs. Now what the hell am I going to use to decorate my loft?
Standardization of single flavor of coffee. Awesome.
Mocha Triple Mountain Breeze, Chai Mah Jongg Tea. Girls really order this shit. Iíve seen it.