[download avenger.exe]
We've all written nice emails to web sites asking them questions or just telling them how much we liked their site. And have we not all suffered the unspeakable pain of their not responding. If you've ever been the victim of such divine misconduct, here's something that will give you satisfaction. Just download this program and tell it who has injured you. It then sends your assailants an anonymous email designed to make them feel guilty. The program keeps your identity secret by bouncing the message off several intermediate servers using a complex technology I obtained from a big fat guy I met in a Greek restaurant. The message reads as follows:
Dear sir,
A few weeks ago, my 8 year old son, who's dying, wrote you email telling you how much he enjoyed your website. He was very upset to never hear back from you, but I guess you have better things to do with your time than respond to friendly emails. Good day sir.
A Time To Talk
When a friend calls to me from the road
And slows his horse to a meaning walk,
I don't stand still and look around
On all the hills I haven't hoed,
And shout from where I am, What is it?
No, not as there is a time to talk.
I thrust my hoe in the mellow ground,
Blade-end up and five feet tall,
And plod: I go up to the stone wall
For a friendly visit.