A Blog About You
fun loving. You like animals. Love small children. Thatís why you have
seventeen of them. You never use flowers to gain undue influence. You like
beaches. You hate washed-up jellyfish on beaches. You try not to get too
political except for that one time you poisoned that foreign minister of
finance. Oh my. You traded in your hybrid for an H3 because youíre the real
trendsetter. You ate your pet ostrich. Youíre well educated but you know your
education can only take you so far. You like popcorn. And you should have
entered beauty contests. Because you are beautiful.
You would go fishing. You never take sides when two squirrels are fighting.
Youíve shaken hands with the Pope. You help old ladies. You know how to work a
hot air balloon. You did not learn Sanskrit. Or say that you did. Youíve eaten
at Whataburger. You call your computer monitor a TV to amuse your children.
Your name is Jan Streeter. You live in