What have you done for me lately?
I love the little shit.
Did You Know: Paul Boerner was a brilliant turtle who lived in a pond in upstate New York. The smartest turtle around. One day, he jerked off and became a prince. He thought he had become a man. I am the only one who knows the part about him actually being a prince. I never did tell him though because I didn't want to complicate his life.
Status: Not Lost
Chirp Twice If You Still Love Me