It is now time for me to turn the TV off
entirely, as I was just treated to a pan and closeup of A FUCKING PUDDLE OF
BLOOD ON A SIDEWALK.
Thank you, CNN, for "reminding" me
about what happens when someone dies from BEING SHOT.*
If you died from being shot and you bled on the
sidewalk, how would you feel about a puddle of your blood being broadcast on
CNN? In case you need some help with your feelings while you are imagining
something so unimaginable, please seek counseling. We understand
counseling is for people like you.
*They've been using the word "remind"
all day so far, when they do a recap. As in, "Let's just take a
moment to remind our viewers about the news we're covering here in