Ray Lewis Atroci-T's

Vikes WR Moss Is Released From Jail 
Wed Sep 25, 3:50 PM ET

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Randy Moss was charged with two misdemeanors and released from jail Wednesday afternoon after being arrested for allegedly pushing a traffic agent a half-block with his car. 

'You'll hear my side later,' Moss said. 'I was treated bad.'

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