I also like how, whenever they're giving the body count, they make sure to add, "including the gunman."  It's like the opposite of the way they give the body count for Iraq, where they go, "and 17 were American."


What this translates to is:


"32 dead by martyrdom and one dead who is going straight to Hell!"




"5,000,000 regular brown people dead plus 17 Americans who would enjoy cheeseburgers and rollerskating if they hadn't sacrificed (and thereby sanctified) these fun pastimes for you by going off to die in an important military engagement."


i.e., there's a "good" dead and a "bad" dead.  Don't mix them up!



Kate, April 2007