Letter OneDear Jejunum,Letter Two
It is my duty to inform you that we at central command are instituting a "no diarrhea" policy effective immediately. Please address any questions or concerns about the new policy to:Department of Information (c/o Betty )We hope this letter will avoid any confusion and will not disrupt our good working relationship.
1 Central Nervous System Lane
Tampa, FL 04388Dear Arm,
I'm sorry you have been going through a lot of personal turmoil recently. Had I known this I would have been more suppurative.Staph O. Coccus
14 Shadder Way
Roanoke, VA 07822