To pull a sword from a stone is one thing, but to have that sword immediately turn around and ask you out on a date?

 

If I finish a book, and I havenít learned something about how submarines work, then that was a bad book.

 

Nerds take it all the way! (see inside)

 

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. It just isnít that big a deal.

 

Itís like masturbation. Once you think of it, itís on.