To pull a sword from a stone is one thing, but to have that sword immediately turn around and ask you out on a date?

If I finish a book, and I haven’t learned something about how submarines work, then that was a bad book.

Nerds take it all the way! (see inside)

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. It just isn’t that big a deal.

It’s like masturbation. Once you think of it, it’s on.