To pull a sword from a stone is one thing, but to have that sword immediately turn around and ask you out on a date?
If I finish a book, and I havenít learned something about how submarines work, then that was a bad book.
Nerds take it all the way! (see inside)
The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. It just isnít that big a deal.
Itís like masturbation. Once you think of it, itís on.