i hate unexpected fruit wads. you know, when you get some perfectly tasty yogurt or ice cream or a smoothie, take a bite, and OH SQUISHY SEEDY WAD OF DISGUST.

paper hole punches. because they NEVER EVER FUCKING WORK. how hard is it to make a hole in a piece of paper??? augh.

bathroom rugs. you have to have them, but there is no good kind. the rubber bottom ones always crack and rot and are generally groady, but any other kind slides all over the fucking floor, causing you to eat shit on the tile.