Dear The Battle Royale,


This is the Queen of England. I would like to tell you how much of a fan of your music both myself and my son Charles are. We would be honored if you would perform for us in a private concert. We will both be in attendance as well as my two grandchildren, some of their friends, and a very select group of media outlets. It could be a wonderful public relations move on your part. And you would be handsomely compensated for your time. We will be staying at 44th and Bradford St. in the Bronx, and the event will take place two weeks from this day June 17th. Please let us know your decision.


            God Bless You,

            The Queen