Dear The Battle Royale,

This is the Queen of England. I would like to tell you how much of a fan of your music both myself and my son Charles are. We would be honored if you would perform for us in a private concert. We will both be in attendance as well as my two grandchildren, some of their friends, and a very select group of media outlets. It could be a wonderful public relations move on your part. And you would be handsomely compensated for your time. We will be staying at 44^th and Bradford St. in the Bronx, and the event will take place two weeks from this day June 17^th. Please let us know your decision.

            God Bless You,

            The Queen