Dear Sam,

Just thought I’d drop you a line, see how you’re doing. I know we haven’t spoken much over the last few years. Things are good with me. Started a new job last month, and it’s alright so far. Can’t complain. Definitely better than my last job that’s for sure. I’ve attached a naked picture of me. If you ever feel like hooking up, you know. I know we weren’t like that, but whatever, people change. Anyway, hope you’re doing well. Oh, and say hi to your folks for me.

Take care,

Aaron