Note: You only have to read the top part until you feel you get the point. I'm just letting you know not to read the whole damn thing expecting to find clever little changes. I didn't change anything. So please proceed, and feel free to read at your own volume.
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Friday, January 28, 2000 1:50 PM
wmanuel@pcp.thc.edu
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But what if we want to receive messages like this 3 times a day? I mean, what if the top selections change during the course of the day? What if something climbs all the way to the top in the morning only to get bumped off the list by mid afternoon? What then? I might miss it completely! All would be lost. No, I'm afraid three times a day will just not do. I'm going to request that you send me no less than 9 updates a day, that's one every 3 hours. Thanks for your help
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P.S. Is that Wiggles “Wiggle Time” the original all-nematode cast?