The scientific theory (which weve all heard at least once and which we totally remember because its so profound) is that the mere act of observing something (anything!) changes it. Just looking at molecules under a microscope changes them! Dude? Yeah. Anyway but what about a sporting event? A concert? Why would watching it on YouTube change it? Ah, but it does!

 

Just knowing something, lets say a music concert, is being recorded changes the experience itself! And you do know its being recorded. Because you can see the guy over there with the camera? See him? Yeah. Well, now you wont take your bra off anymore. Because someday you might want to run for first-lady. And of course the band will play differently, without your bra. In fact, the whole mood is different. Everything is different now. Because of your ambition. You bitch. +1 for science.