oh my god. first, this is really not funny. i mean, it's kind of painfully
embarrasing to listen to. and i mean embarrasing for you, because it makes
you seem like a huge dork. number two- you are not black. don't talk like
you are. vanilla ice was a loser. you sound like you are emulating him.
you may have been going for something different, but you are not steve
martin either. jeeze, will. that's just plain bad.
— Tell It Like It Is Sister