You know what I think is funny? Or would be if it weren't so retarded?
Sometimes when I want something from across the room or maybe in another room entirely but I'm unwilling for whatever reason to get up to get it myself, I wish automatically, every time, that I were telekinetic.
If you don't see the humor in this, here's some help.
I wish I were telekinetic so I could get me a cold grape soda from the kitchen.
That is what I would do if I were telekinetic!
Not send rice and hot dogs sailing
through the air to children in