I did do laundry on Sunday.

Our in-house handyman (who was shooting my squirrels with plastic BBs - there's a story for you -- informed me that, on Friday, one of the squirrels "fell off a branch jumping from your apartment to the tree, and he bounced!  He bounced on the sidewalk!  But I did NOT shoot him that time!" 

Does it make me a terrible person that I was relieved, knowing it wasn't the friendly one?  Because I'd been bonding with the friendly one all weekend, so I knew she was ok?