Perfect.  Tell her they've been coming into my bedroom, too.  Except I mean really into the bedroom, like running around the bed during the night, and early in the morning.  Like coming straight in through the wide-open, screenless balcony door, into the bedroom, where they know I keep the seeds (it's convenient!!!) while I'm still in zzzland.  So they come in, shush each other pointlessly, and rummage.  When I wake up and then sit up, they flash tails and OUT!  OUT!  EVERYBODY OUT!  THE SHE-CREATURE, SHE STIRS!

 

I worry about two things:

 

1.  When you startle them, they tend to squirt pee before running.  My rug!

2.  Will they chew my face off?