I will tell you about my aunt Lynn (aunt by marriage), from whose presence I am banned for life.  I do not dispute this judgment, and would likely have rendered it myself.


One of the things I do/did like about her, though, was the recent discovery that


1.)  she likes to use the word "shitsky" as a curse

2.)  if she's in a foul mood, she goes to the grocery store and browses the birthday cards, because, she says, they "calm her down."