His reply using a technique dear to my heart whereby the responder fragments the sender's email responding to each fragment as if it were not part of a whole.
To: Cold Bacon
Wednesday, July 24, 2002 5:40 PM
>my friends and i have decided your rant against 'conceptual art'
>has certain holes in it. but we'll worry about that later.
Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:
O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
Should patch a wall to expel the winter flaw!
>here is today's internet concept art for you:
Beat the knave into a twiggen bottle.