Salvador Dali may have been one of the greatest painters to have ever lived, but I assure you it was no thanks to his titles. They're often in Spanish and rarely make any sense at all. In fact, some of his paintings don't even have titles! I have remedied this unfortunate situation by choosing some more helpful names for many of the great master's works. I hope this will be a first step and serve as a wake up call to today's young artists who are in danger of following down this same misguided footpath.